My son Justin bought my Christmas gift today, and has been torturing me with hints about it. The gift is:
- Heavier than a feather, lighter than a bowling ball.
 - Bigger than a shoe box, smaller than a refrigerator; can definitely fit Mica in it(all 7 lbs, 12 oz of her).
 - Can be used for home or office.
 - Asks if you feel lucky.
 - May take batteries (takes electricity, but has no cord - would be much bigger if it took electricity).
 - Been around since the late 1800's.
 - Could be used for decorative purposes.
 - Unique.
 - Trivial, but cooler for having one - cool factor of 9.9.
 - Makes opening noises when you open the box (he made me listen to him open the box).
 - Sometimes it makes sounds, sometimes it doesn't.
 - Needs more pieces. 
 - The instructions have four figures.
 - It is badass.
 - He wants one.
 - He may keep mine, and get me something else.(!)
 - Makes a thumping noise when you tap on it.
 - The surfaces are very clean (which is good because of what it is).
 - It has an opening that clicks in place.
 - Has five legs for support.
 - May be a choking hazard.
 - Six things; three that are silent, three that are noisy.
 - Has two off/on switches.
 - Has #1 Phillips head screws.
 - All my friends are going to think it is cool.
 - Will be tempted to show it off.
 - It has psychedelic colors.
 - There is a small tear in the box.
 - You have to be careful when preparing this thing to get it to do what it does; in the process of getting it ready, you could break it (according to the instructions).
 - No quality control sticker on it.
 - Company that made it is based in Ohio, in a city with an ironic name, considering who the giftee is.
 - Makes my son and his wife both think about bugs.
 - There's a note on it (tells about usage of the product).
 - Makes people angry when they go near them (causes aggravation for people).
 - Most likely will not cause a seizure.
 - Not a home planetarium, but could be if you modified it.
 - Cost more than one, but less than $100 US.
 - Some parts are clear, some parts are opaque.
 - Plastic and metal.
 - Ah, aahhh eeehh ehh, hnnnhhhh.(hint from Mica)
 
If anyone can guess what it is before midnight December 24, 2005, he will send them a present - to first person only. E-mail me with your guess.
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